Friday, February 22, 2013

The Family Circus

Sometimes I feel like the ringleader of the circus...

This was the scene tonight at the dinner table:  My wife was trying to keep the little guy (7 months) from losing it while our toddler decided to start finger painting with his chocolate pudding.  As ring leader, I made the executive decision to allow him to continue finger painting. This was so we could have ten more seconds to shove food into our mouths before we took them up to bed.

WRONG decision.  In the real circus, someone would have just been eaten by a lion.  At our family circus, however, nothing was eaten--mainly because the pudding ended up on walls, floors, tables, and pretty much everywhere but in our toddler's belly.

I gathered everyone upstairs for the next act.  It's appropriately named "silly time."  Silly time is when we encourage our toddler to run around and get out every last drop of energy so that he'll sleep through the night.  While I managed "silly time," my wife handled the little guy. We then set them both up for the grand finale...BED TIME.

I grabbed our toddler to give Mommy and baby brother a kiss and to say "nite nite" and "lub lub lub," and I brought him into his bedroom.  He laughed when I tucked him in.  I walked back into the bedroom to give the little guy one more kiss and realized that it's crazy, it's exhausting, but this life we're living really is the greatest show on Earth.

-- Jason

Tuesday, February 19, 2013

Welcome to the blog!

I need a hobby.  

With two boys under two and an English bulldog I recently came to the sad realization that 20% of my free time was devoted to the bowel movements of other living creatures.

I've wanted to be a Dad my whole life.  Some people have big dreams of being big shot investment bankers - my biggest dream was always coaching my kids sports, going to a ballet recital, or going on a family trip to Disney World.  Though the millions would be super awesome - I'm that guy who believes that his awesome wife and incredible kids make me the richest man in the world.

That said - being a Dad is hard.  I've read tons of parenting books, but I've come to learn that there is no one true manual.  Dad life is like a "Choose Your Own Adventure" book.  Every day I'm learning things that work, things that don't, and I'm laughing and loving the adventure.

With this blog I hope to connect with other parents and laugh about our adventures in parenthood.  I also hope that while I write each entry I avoid at least one diaper change, hopefully a poopie one.

- Jason